The only celebration I will engage in this year is protest or subversive guerilla action

I mean hair is governed by your genes like everything else. Experiencing homelessness or not, if you got those Kurt Russel genes, you’re good. I don’t, but I still think I look good.

If you mix ammonia and bleach, and pump balloons full of it, when the balloons pop it releases some bad fumes

While I detest violence in all forms, and respect peaceful protest and the power of the ballot box; it seems like the current administration is doing everything it can to disenfranchise the voters of this country, and preemptively using violence against peaceful protesters. I hope things don’t tip too far, because while Americans don’t riot like the French at the drop of a hat, there is an enormous amount of anger simmering among the working class people in this country, and I’d hate to see that erupt. If it does come to a head it will make the Paris riots like a sunny day on Lake Geneva.

Cool toys but it’s pretty dangerous to drive around with a broken windshield

Half of me still thinks that whole “attempt” was staged