First step: Get permission from my wife to date.

You can get wifi pretty cheap. A $40 router will get you wifi. You’ll also need an internet connection, however…

There’s a theory that we already are. That our entire observable universe is, actually.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hole_cosmology

Mm, spaghetti…

Because when they do, they start charging more for them. cough Kia/Hyundai

20 years ago:

"We need to stop using paper bags! They’re cutting down all the trees!” (a renewable resource)

"We should use plastic bags instead! They’re recyclable!” (so is paper, and it’s far more economically viable, but plastic is made from petroleum)

So now we use plastic bags made of a much heavier material, so we can reuse them, or cloth bags for a similar reason.

Cloth bags are made from cotton, like paper is made from trees.