Wait that’s not what a bidet is for?

Jokes on us, it’s actually their boss who hates texting. My boss hates it, I text him anyways because I know it bugs him 😆

I fuckin knew it! I immediately assumed it was a stupid numbing scheme, I’ve been in way too many restaurants/bars/pubs…

While I might not be able to see the magnetic flux, I do certainly feel it with my nipples.

Microchip bro, it’s under their skin all pets should have them. Even if they are an indoor pet

Wait… This isn’t how youre supposed to eat?