Germany has the opportunity to do something really funny

I know you are not joking because it was only a week ago really good tech journalism site The Register did a walk through on making a dedicated Word 5.0 bootable USB

https://www.theregister.com/2025/04/26/dos_distraction_free_writing/

Not sure if you’re getting sexually assaulted by a Swan or Zeus was a bigger problem than it should have been