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They could trade the secret for… already communal resources?

John American actually invented those, back when he created the cheeseburger.

Interesting. In America, we also have “ma”. I don’t know who uses that one, but it’s used in shows sometimes. We have far more creative names for grandparents.

Mom, mother as a (not really) joke.

Mommy is rather childish. I didn’t call my mom that seriously after about 8.

Ted Bundy.

My family is Mormon. You’re literally on the same pretty= righteous and holy, ugly=evil sinner shit.

That’s almost entirely untrue. Ugliness has little to do with political beliefs. I know some incredibly ugly leftists. But, y’know, being ugly isn’t a moral failing. I’m sure there’s some attractive enough conservatives, it’s just that they tend towards less… interesting styles and aesthetics (conservative scene people aren’t real). Attractive≠ good, ugly≠bad. 1950s Disney ass belief system.

Mormon ass bullshit lmao

Happy Pride month!

I think that a lot of us are at least billionaires in Lebanon. Well, those of us that have a net worth of at least a couple tens of thousands of USD.

Man, (neutral), southern is preferable for usage of y’all, but most people can pull it off. Edit: somehow forgot to type the most important part. Have some god damn faith.

Oh, man, I’m pretty decent at this. Man is a favorite of mine. You may be thinking “that’s not neutral”. To that I say, yuh huh. Pardner, obviously said in some kind of Arthur Morgan impression (quality irrelevant). Buddy, if you want to be dismissive, as in “Yeah, sure buddy”. Bitch, to be used with close colleagues. Also somehow gender neutral. Diva is pretty universal. It has the added plus as a quick little homophobia check. Girliepop, similar usage as diva. Pookie/ pookie bear, to be used with close friends and partners.

As a joke, I’d probably say something like “and all the other ones”. Hope that isn’t offensive or something.

Oh, that just kinda happens sometimes. You can help if you want, no big deal.

Okay, that’s pretty ridiculous. Y’all seemed to take my joke about making fun of the French and English a little seriously. I mean the unserious shitting on. Like the French eating snails. And the fact that beans on toast is a thing.

At least Americans can still shit on England and the French! That’s about it though…

Ain’t that courteous of him? I hope I can buy one off Ebay as an heirloom!

Is that “Schlomoschlexual” in the bottom picture?

Go, I will. Good (platonic) relations with the sapphics, I have.