What a thin skinned little bitch.

What a blessing

Ahh, thank heavens.

“Holy shit!”

I’m sure it will be a fair and detailed examination of his character and background culminating in an in depth assesment of the events that lead to him doing what he did.

Or maybe they will just draw devil horns on a picture of him and wave it around screaming hystericaly.

It means they will buy whatever security product the supplier who gives them the best night out recommends. Have it deployed on everything with the most basic configuration by someone who’s never used it before and then call it a day.

Bonus points if it causes WAN and internet circuit problems because it’s shitting out logs or constantly downloading updates to 1000+ endpoints.