A fair amount of tinkering needed, but a raspberry pi + display can accomplish this if you don’t need the voice assistant.

https://www.hanselman.com/blog/how-to-build-a-wall-mounted-family-calendar-and-dashboard-with-a-raspberry-pi-and-cheap-monitor

(Spoiler alert, he uses Dakboard)

So you want a guestbook from 1996?

Damn they can unlock phones with toothprints??

Maybe this?

https://theendproject.xyz/

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That you’ve time traveled from 2002 to save us

Word. That’s good to know. I’ll give it a shot.

How is this different from Startpage?

You don’t understand what I’m saying at all.

You need to understand your exposure, and who your adversary is. Is it big corps? Hackers? Oppressive governments? NSAs?

What I’m saying is if you’re trying to hide stuff from the last two, you shouldn’t have anything encryptable that they can get to. Keeping that information digitally and not clandestinely is not good.

If you’re trying to not get tracked online by Google that’s an entirely different approach.

Where did I ask that?

My friend, everything you don’t understand is not bootlicking. Grow up. I’m an anarcho-communist.

The deal is they kill you, you are not that valuable to them in the end. If you are, you wind up at a black site with some guy who’s not in the military.

If the US wants your info they’ll just beat your ass half to death with a rubber hose.

Yeah, it’s mildly interesting

Just fire up a VPN

Does anyone know of an American one?

Absolutely. I told my boss I would just drag out the firing process and leave anyway if I was forced to RTO

WASHINGTON

WASHINGTON

6 FOOT TWENTY FUCKIN KILLIN FOR FUN