

Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.
lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.
Man I’m jealous as hell. I have a small head so I weak kids sunglasses (specifically spider man at the moment, because they are sort of like 10-year-old-boy size with nothing printed on the lense, and girl glasses for that age fuckin suck) but I would love to rock kids shoes too!
Kids get all the cool stuff. And you, apparently.
How many pair of light up shoes do you have?