Skunks are pretty chill. Just leave them be, and they should leave you alone. I like to carry a small pocket flashlight when I walk my dog at night to scare off coyotes and skunks before we get too close to each other.

“I was a Trump supporter,” he said on Wednesday. “I voted for Trump last election, but, because I thought it was going to be like … against criminals, not every Hispanic, Spanish-lookalike.”

WHAT IN THE SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK MADE YOU THINK THAT, IDIOT?

God, that actually sounds kind of nice.