Yes it’s a death cult and we’re locked in the basement.

It’s also illegal for a living person to be featured in our currency.

“ThE rUlEs SaY a DoG cAnT pLaY bAsKeTbAlL!1!!”

18th consecutive golden retriever dunk

The only game that makes you forget the sun will eventually rise.

They had to buff missiles in GTA 5 so the VTOLs people paid real money for wouldn’t get scraped by a jet stolen from the military base. Therefore bad.

Thanks for attending my ted talk.