Big if true, but this unfortunately just seems like wild speculation.
There’s articles going back to before the election talking about how Trump hasn’t been seen in several days. I couldn’t find anything more recent than June. He apparently has a habit of flaking on commitments, which doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.
I don’t know how someone can live that long eating that kind of diet. On the upside though, if they give him an enema before he dies they can bury him in a matchbox 😁.
Seriously tho, this is floating around the socials right now…
I don’t want to get my hopes up, but I can taste the champagne already…
Big if true, but this unfortunately just seems like wild speculation.
There’s articles going back to before the election talking about how Trump hasn’t been seen in several days. I couldn’t find anything more recent than June. He apparently has a habit of flaking on commitments, which doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.
Don’t do this to me, I’m not strong enough to survive the disappointment.
The disappointment would be Trump kicking the bucket before he can see the dildo of consequences and someone else taking the blame
I don’t know how someone can live that long eating that kind of diet. On the upside though, if they give him an enema before he dies they can bury him in a matchbox 😁.
(Stole that from Christopher Hitchens).
Dudes probably just at a private golf outing or a child sex trafficking party or out hunting endangered animals to extinction
his pee pee works about as well as Elon’s by now.
I’m boiling the water for my fresh asparagus stand at Arlington.
Underrated comment :)
i’m trying to remember what i eat for the stankiest shits hold on