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miss_demeanour@piefed.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 27 days ago

New survey finds the safest place to live is on the Epstein list

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miss_demeanour@piefed.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 27 days ago
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New survey finds the safest place to live is on the Epstein list
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A new report has revealed that the safest place to live is no longer Switzerland, or a gated community in Surrey, but on the Epstein list.
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  • Maeve@kbin.earth
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    27 days ago

    Famous neighbours reportedly include an assortment of billionaires, royals, and former politicians who spend their days sipping cocktails in the sunshine of plausible deniability.

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    27 days ago

    Should have put himself on his list.

  • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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    27 days ago

    He died for the sins of all those on his list.

    • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Does that make him sex offender Jesus?

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        Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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