“I grabbed his right arm while giving the verbal instruction, ‘Chuck E, come with me Chuck E,’ ” Tallahassee police Officer Jarrett Cruz wrote in the report.

Cruz left the restaurant to confer with Allen and another officer. When the officers went back inside, Jones was gone but a Chuck E. Cheese mascot was now in the restaurant.

Just a couple of my favorite parts of the article.

Florida Rat

He was probably trying to order some edible pizza

Guess he didn’t hear the “Cheese it!” warning in time.