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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world ·
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Every time I do, it makes me laugh

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Every time I do, it makes me laugh

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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world ·
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    What’s more interesting to me is she looks pretty normal, and also his own age.

    When compared to his wife that is a smoke show younger model.

    Usually it’s the other way round.

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      Cheaters always want what they don’t have, doesn’t matter their circumstances

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      His real wife is attractive, but the super young model one is just an image that has been going around for the divorce meme. His real wife works in the education sector and, while a fair bit older than the one circulating, is quite lovely.

      Sharing her photo feels kind of fucked up so I deleted it from my comment (hopefully it took), but if you Google image search “Astronomer CEO’s wife” you’ll at least get the real one as the top results. Can’t do much about that.

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        Ahh I see. Amazing how fake stuff can get spread around. That’s the one that I saw and just took it as gospel. Thanks for the heads up

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      Ancient maxim: no matter how attractive someone is, there’s always somebody that’s tired of their shit.

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      My theory is people always like someone that looks like themselves. Look at them, they look alike.

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    “How’d their faces get so red.
    And did the lady hear use her head?”

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    Keep seeing this around Lemmy. I’m out the loop.

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      at a Coldplay concert, there was a kiss-cam where a camera would point at who the cameraman felt were a couple, display them on the Jumbotron, and then they would be prompted to kiss. The camera pointed at these two, where the guy turns out to be the CEO of some company, and the lady is his secretary. Both were married to other people, so they were caught having an affair and ducked out of the view of the camera, and it went viral.

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        She is the Chief HR officer, not a secretary.

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          ah, my bad, I misremembered it

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          Could someone not call them the Secretary of Human Resources and it also be accurate by meaning? I think somehow we have degraded the term secretary through sexism. Secretary of State, Treasury, Defense are all some of the “highest” roles in our country yet we hear secretary and apparently it has a stigma from this context

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            Could someone not call them the Secretary of Human Resources and it also be accurate by meaning?

            No. I hope that answers your question.

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              Why not? If they are a position that answers directly to the CEO who govorns a department named Human Resources. I personally think they shouldn’t report to the CEO, but they do in most companies. I think the head of HR and the CEO should both report to the board, but that’s not how it usually works

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                Because in a business environment, secretary doesn’t mean that, and never has. It’s that simple.

                By all means, feel free to invent word usages. But I doubt it will catch on. It’d be confusing and make people think of what we now call “admins”.

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      A tech CEO is at the center of internet controversy after a video from a stadium jumbotron of him embracing a woman who is not his wife went viral on social media.

      https://fortune.com/2025/07/17/ceo-caught-hugging-coldplay/

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      On the phone, sorry, but a CEO cheating on his wife with HR head (or something?) got caught by the kiss cam on Coldplay concert. Look up for the video, it’s gold.

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    I still don’t get the people’s obsession with these people.

    Like, I saw the clip and thought that it was amusing, but can anyone please tell me why is it worldwide news?

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      Because getting your affair revealed on a jumbotron is the kind of shit that happens in movies, not real life. Their reaction was priceless.

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    !antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world

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    https://youtu.be/oMRgdpXLElE

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      https://youtu.be/MxmKc0OhsnU

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    i dont get it

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      https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/19/business/andy-byron-astronomer-ceo-resigns

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    I can’t wait for the cheaters at big tech to be exposed. Oh the dirt some of us have. It’s wayyy worse than astronomy ceo. X100

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      Please share with the class

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