return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoTrump says he will take on paper straws with executive orderwww.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up10
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minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoPart of me wants Trump to live long enough to see his tacky Florida golf course three feet underwater. The other 99% of me wants him to die of leprosy.
minus-squarekreskin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoLeprosy might be hard to arrange, and too slow. I just read up on it-- it can take up to 20 years after contact to kill you. Getting him some STD’s or sending him a mountain of free mcdonalds to “share with his staff” might do the trick.
minus-squareapostrofail@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoGiving* him some STDs* or sending him a mountain of free McDonald’s*
Part of me wants Trump to live long enough to see his tacky Florida golf course three feet underwater.
The other 99% of me wants him to die of leprosy.
Leprosy might be hard to arrange, and too slow. I just read up on it-- it can take up to 20 years after contact to kill you. Getting him some STD’s or sending him a mountain of free mcdonalds to “share with his staff” might do the trick.
Giving* him some STDs* or sending him a mountain of free McDonald’s*