gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWe cant standardize measurements for billion dollar space programs but we can when we compare our dicksreddthat.comimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down139
arrow-up1-7arrow-down1imageWe cant standardize measurements for billion dollar space programs but we can when we compare our dicksreddthat.comgerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
minus-squarefelsiq@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·2 days agoI’ve known more than one guy who measured his dick in inches and did it wrong, because fractional inches are unintuitive as fuck. Americans need to just rip the bandaid off and commit to metric, it’s much better over on this side
minus-squareEngywook@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·22 hours agoNow… What if we make “1 dick” the fundamental metrich length unit? That would solve a lot of problems.
minus-squareDemdaru@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-236 minutes agoThere’s anime with that IIRC, with a pixie character having height of exactly one dick. Can’t recall the name tho.
minus-squarefelsiq@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoI would respect speed limits even less if they were measured in dicks per hour
I’ve known more than one guy who measured his dick in inches and did it wrong, because fractional inches are unintuitive as fuck. Americans need to just rip the bandaid off and commit to metric, it’s much better over on this side
Now… What if we make “1 dick” the fundamental metrich length unit? That would solve a lot of problems.
There’s anime with that IIRC, with a pixie character having height of exactly one dick. Can’t recall the name tho.
I would respect speed limits even less if they were measured in dicks per hour