Fuck yeah. I’ve got 69 ordered to go in my totally normal and not crappy or gay in anyway shrine dedicated to an old man with dementia that paints himself orange.
Oh look, hes pushing yet another Golden Idol…
Does it smell like a combination of Old Spice and English Leather?
Naw it is dirty diapers and beef grease
Shush dude that’s my retirement plan right there
You forgot the twice fried KFC and room temperature ketchup.
The fragrance is available in two versions – one for men and one for women – and will set back supporters a whopping $249 for each 100ml bottle.
A Profile of Trump Voters: The Demographics of his MAGA Enthusiasts and Their Relationship to Him
In their majority they tend to be white, male, and mainly older, are highly conservative, support traditional values such as religion and proud patriotism, are less likely to have a college degree, are more likely to be rural or small town-based and lower-income
I dunno if $250 bottles of cologne is highly aligned with what Trump’s demographic wants, but I suppose he has more experience in brand building than I have.
It’s going to flop, but that’s ok because they only bought one lot from the Chinese factory
Before you know it there will be a Trump fan shop in every city, selling his parfume and other nonsense. Then they’ll conquer the rest of the market: ‘gold’ side tables, ‘gold’ doormats, ‘gold’ bread knives, ‘gold’ salami, ‘gold’ olives, ‘gold’ potatoes, ‘gold’ paperclips, ‘gold’ sunglasses, ‘gold’ flip-flops, you name it. All with his head on it. And of course that signature 45-47 lettering. Super exclusive.
Old and busted: sewage district New and exciting: Trump perfumery
The writers this season aren’t even trying anymore.
I don’t think Trump has ever had that body shape. It’s weird that he both signed it and put “his” likeness on it when he isn’t the kind of famous person that people normally want either of those things from
It should be doing the weird Trump Lean
That would be iconic!
He is incapable of that though
So can we assume it smells like some combination of stale bronzer, McDonalds, flop sweat and ass?
Oh it’s definitely gonna smell like some asses.
What does the Bible say about those who worship golden statues?
Don’t worry, the target audience is people who can’t read.
Target Audience is people who don’t give a flying fuck about the bible or the brown socialist terrorist inside it
You know, the majority of American “Christians”
Yeehaw git’r’dun bake the steak boy howdy?
If it DOESNT smell like DIRTY DIAPER I’m going to be ANGRY but Still vote for Trump again!
RIP to the ER staff in deep red states being subjected to whatever stories they’re gonna hear.
deep red states
At least the base is flared.
So it’s expensive Axe
Why is that statue shiny orange???
