“I haven’t slept in four days. My kids are staging a sleep strike and refusing to negotiate. This morning I had an argument with a toddler about whether blueberries are blue. Their mother almost fell asleep in the street while getting the mail. We are having serious discussions about whether they’re too old to drop off at the nearest fire station.”
“We’re good.”
Translation:
“I haven’t slept in four days. My kids are staging a sleep strike and refusing to negotiate. This morning I had an argument with a toddler about whether blueberries are blue. Their mother almost fell asleep in the street while getting the mail. We are having serious discussions about whether they’re too old to drop off at the nearest fire station.”
I really am in awe of parents. It’s a stressful, neverending role that really is the hardest and most important job in the world. You’re doing amazing