fake: anons have gfs

gay: anons jerk off to each other’s nudes

fake: everyone doing freaky shit but me

gay: camping

Uhh, that kind of just sounds like a convoluted excuse to look at pictures of OP and play it off like there is some valid reason why the rest makes any sense…

A true gentleman never neglects to extend a handshake when finalizing such courteous exchange.

Mutual masturbation with extra steps.