Get two birds stoned at once
That’s what I’d do with a million dollars.
Instead of “Skin a cat”, try “Groom a pussy.”
There’s more than one way to wear a hat.
That’s actually a good replacement
Pin the bat?
They replaced anti animal language with anti plant language. Just because roses have thorns does not mean they are objects!
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I actually quite like “Feed a fed horse”.
This has Ken M vibes.
Jokes aside you guys should try these. They’re actually so fun. Feed a fed horse is a go-to of mine.
Absolutely. I use feed two birds with one scone all the time.
Adoption of this one is heavily dependent on how you pronounce scone.
Also I’m not sure if the birds prefer jam or cream on the top.
I’d say neither. It probably inhibits their aerodynamics. Better to put that stuff on the scone.
