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  • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@lemmy.world
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    If it was a sign on a broken escalator, it’d be okay.

    • archonet@lemy.lol
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      I’d go so far as to posit that there’s no such thing as a “broken escalator”, that Mitch Hedburg had it exactly right; it is merely a phase transition to stairs, unless the escalator was like, torn in two – you wouldn’t call ice “melted ice” after it melts, you’d (usually) just call it water. Same shit. An escalator merely has a phase change directly into being stairs if it “breaks”, unless the escalator was so violently broken it could no longer be considered stairs, either.

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        Mitch did it better

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        Or it becomes super dangerous stairs where if it breaks further you fall into massive bone grinding gears.

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    yeah good luck on our “elevator”

  • pticrix@lemmy.ca
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    Would you rather take the “stairs” or the “elevator” ?

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      I want out of this mall is what I want. This is no way to run a business!

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    You should, it works ‘perfectly’.

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      “No” “chance” of “serious” “accident”

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    It’s the weed room.

    “I’ll be right down, in a few minutes; I’m going to take the “stairs”.”

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    deleted by creator

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    SCP-087

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