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Vampire: “Can I come inside?”
English teacher: “I don’t know, can you?”
If this joke was a person, it would be in 2nd grade and know how to read and write.
That’s the most accurate description of my wife’s sense of humor I’ve heard in a while.
“Yes, I invite you inside me, you can come now”
is she single?
No.
But what about vampires getting pregnant?
At least they can come on the outside
