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dullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

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dullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.ca to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago
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    And they’ll stay dead if all you do is CPR. CPR alone is closer to necrophilia than necromancy.

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      Sometimes they only need a couple compressions

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        Usually they’re not dead when that happens. I personally have never had that happen in any of my codes but all my people are connected to continuous cardiac monitoring so I generally know what’s happening before I even see them.

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