I miss the days when column A was accurate. Hell I miss the days when the goddamn learning channel was actually educational.

I can pretty much guarantee you could steal the authentic Mona Lisa, take it to Pawn Stars, and they’d give you 20¢ because “ThEy’Re TaKiNg A rIsK bUyInG tHaT” just to rip off customers who don’t know any better.