LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agoAnon's strict momlemmy.mlexternal-linkmessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up10file-text
arrow-up10external-linkAnon's strict momlemmy.mlLifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square10fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareIndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoWhy not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-23 months agoI like that this implies that OP’s mom uses an 8 bit counting system I’m imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking “wow, this only cost $35!”
Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea
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uint64sorryI like that this implies that OP’s mom uses an 8 bit counting system
I’m imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking “wow, this only cost $35!”