cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28668930
cross-posted from: https://metawire.eu/post/49083
President Donald Trump has issued a full pardon for loyalist Michele Fiore, who paid for her plastic surgery with funds that were meant for a statue honoring a slain police officer
Please, I want Donny to have made some incredibly sleazy remark when he signed that!
Also fuck them both with a spade.
“If only Sanders would get some surgery too… that relief fund for Arkansas could be organized from the money we saved from that female reproductive study.”