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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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A new WSJ report alleges Musk is attempting to quietly build a “legion” of offspring, using his platform on X to approach influencers to have his children.
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    So this guy has time to be CEO of twitter, spacex, xai, starlink, tesla, boring company, head of DOGE and still has time to try to hook up with thousands of girls online? Something tells me CEOs are pretty useless if you can be running that many companies each week.

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      He doesn’t “hook up” with them

      It’s ivf

      He’s incapable of having sex. His penis is damaged

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          Unfortunately it is very difficult to overdose on ketamine.

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      Don’t forget he also doubled down on being in the top10 of PoE2 (which is ruled by nolife players that play 16 hours a day) yet he had the time to do that, I can’t understand why anyone would ever trust a word coming out of his mouth ever. Pathological liar with a massive ego, hopefully the target of the next Luigi

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        Haha I did forget about that already.

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      Yeah it’s more hilarious: he’s not hooking up with anyone, this is pure turkey baster going on.

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        Apparently Elmo was intersex at birth and the surgery to try and affirm male gender left whatever junk he had quite inoperable. At least people are saying this is the case.

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          Source?

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            People are saying.

            In the immortal words of Foghorn Lghorn,

            “It’s a joke son.”

            Or maybe it isn’t

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          Who even cares if rumors are founded? We’re just asking questions.

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        “Meth-and-ketamines”

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        Well, he fancies himself a Nazi and Nazis certainly fancied meth.

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          Everyone fancies meth when it was available and people still yearn for it.

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