Yeah I can understand speaking English and avoiding subtitles, but there are basically three options for accent:

• American, with some allowance for “urban” vs “country”
• Not American - English
• Evil - Russian or German, depending

Sure but the point is that this was fat enough to get people to come look at him at the freak show and now he’s a fairly average American.

To be fair this is on comic strips not funny - there is no commitment to this being funny.

Why stop at Arch? I had to write my own kernel in college let’s make everyone do that.

Yes, I’m posting this to point out the silliness of your idea.

This makes me think of the Family Feud “name something that follows the word pork.”