Ok I’ll bite.
These are all things that can be measured to see if they are helpful or not so saying this is worthless is not true and ignores the people they did help.
I agree that there is not a whole lot of consensus on aging but I’m talking about health in general, these things just happen to also be good for aging (which you can verify if you look into the research available yourself, no i wont link it for you, I know that is unkind of me to do)
Believing there is a singular promising thing that is as of yet unproven is not better than all of these other things that are so that is a silly point to be making from your perspective.
Longevity is a serious research field and there are multiple government petitions at least just in the us that are making valid points to relabel aging as a disease the same way that obesity was relabeled as a disease which then introduced a flywheel of lots of research to add onto what was already present.
The pills are in fact not crap so long as you can find 3rd party testing available to prove to everyone that they have what they claim to have (this is what has gotten blueprint onto thin ice and why I recommend novos instead at the moment)
I am actively recommending the non questionable company called novos, nice try though.