For some reason, for a second I thought that the quote at the bottom of the screen was said by the man, and I was like, “How is he planning to do that?.. OH”

You’re falling into your doom, and suddenly an advertiser materializes next to you and asks if you’ve already heard of their new internet banking accounts for minors. The situation is so ridiculous that you realize it’s a dream, and you can fly. You start flying, but suddenly you get a popup: “Flying is a premium feature; upgrade now!” You try to get a free trial, but the popup insists that you already used one with this e-mail address, so you try to subscribe to the premium plan. Suddenly your card declines, and you return to falling down, crying as more and more advertisers spawn around you, showing you random things.

With sound, and it’s going to track your eyeballs so that you won’t look away!

For real, I once had a Xiaomi phone and for a long time it was giving me jumpscares with ads. I thought my phone has malware, and I went through every single antivirus I found in the Play Store until one day I googled it and found out that their phones are just brimming with ads by design. Delightful.

I think #7. Mainly because at first I didn’t notice the dagger in his side, and I was like, “but he seems fine… OH”

I hope it won’t be the bots from character AI, though 😆

Really? I’ve never seen that show.

And then the director joins them and records himself eating Whiskas on her foot

Good question. On one hand I would like to say no, because it wasn’t a part of the dog originally, but on the other hand, with that bone still in its throat it would probably sound like a flute every time it opens its mouth, so now I am torn. They could rename the dog to Mr. TromBONE, and it would control the sounds it makes by moving the undead bone 😆

Oh, yeah, haha. I like the video. That was the vibe I was going for with this character 😂

Catin Tarantino

I knew a person who would first spam everyone obsessively about their interests for long periods of time and then get upset that everyone got interested in that as well because they are “copying” them. I am still unsure where they stand on this scale 😆

I thought it was about the cat figuring out the optimal way of pushing objects off the counter 😂

Noooo, not the blankie!

Yeah, it sounds like a nice thing to hang on your wall!