Onion stories used to be slightly believable, able to trick the casual reader.

Police officers handling a situation without violence? Easily spotted as pure fiction.

Nope.

“Stick it in there as an insult” went through my head … no idea why.

Yea, but the premise is REALLY believable. It’s something that would just fit the stupid of this years headlines.

Blah blah “unconstitutional” … blah blah “exactly why our forefathers rebelled” … blah blah

Yea, Disney swore off all of the EU books stating they had no place in Star Wars. Then they started stealing portions of the EU books and basically making bad fanatic versions of them.

Star Wars

This happened to all the ols school Star Wars fans. Disney created the “idiot fans”