Terrible drill bit. Mediocre taffy puller. Adequate paint mixer.

The Blue Mountain State football team would like to know the location of this photo.

Americans can’t do high speed rail because we have aircraft, automobile, and petroleum industries who don’t want us to.

He got off safely. What a relief.

5th job: Luddite insurgent.

The “damn it I forgot, let me google it” option, back then, was looking it up in the set of encyclopedias your family probably had. Or if you didn’t have a set, or needed more elaborate information, you went to the library.

I remember it was a big deal as a kid when we got the encyclopedia Britannica on CD-Rom. So I could just type in what I was looking for instead of having to try to find it manually.