found the pig

what are gibs ?

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I have this anxiety that being too focused on not repeating the errors of my parents will make me oblivious to swaths of different, preventable mistakes that will fuck up the child I do not have yet.

Phew, thank you

oh shit, I can see it now

I’m sorry. :( Any spinoffs worth watching ?

Go ahead then, lead the way

This was one of my favourite albums growing up !

According to Wikipedia, the Chihuahua weighs up to 3kg whereas an adult male hippo weighs 1500kg. I’m going to consider these numbers for our speculative (hopefully) fight and assume I’ll be fighting 500 chihuahuas or 1 hippo. I found that

A Chihuahua’s top speed on record is 23.72 mph

and

Hippos are reported to reach 30 km/h (19 mph) but this has not been confirmed

This data seems important to determine the outcome of the fight, since either of them would likely outrun me and I’d be tempted to get to high ground in both cases. Additionally,

[Hippos] are incapable of jumping but can walk up steep banks

and

A Chihuahua can typically jump up to 2 feet high

so a high enough stage would probably be enough to stay out of reach. But if I must fight each one on their own terms, the hippo would probably choose the river, and the chihuhua would choose Chihuhua City, which I assume contains, like any city, high grounds of all sorts, putting me to relative safety. This is why I choose to fight 500 chihuhuas

sources

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippopotamus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chihuahua_(dog_breed)
https://thechihuahuashack.com/how-fast-can-a-chihuahua-run/
https://chihuahuaguide.com/how-high-can-chihuahuas-jump/

Oh, sweet. Not using Facebook, but that’s nice !

I don’t think getting chewed to death is fast. I’d rather fight the chihuahuas 1000x

I fink I do !

This infuriates me to no end. I have a web browser thank you

phew, that was capillotracted

Well, it’s probably true. Their urges are too strong for them to overcome. But that’s what an adult should be able to do, overcome the fucking urges

That would be nice, wouldn’t it ? unfortunately cops are lawful evil, meaning they gave allegiance to DAS KAPITAL

Thanks, I had recognized the first two but had no notion of the third

Kinda new to Linux, is that the documentation icon ?

Didn’t even bother to build his own White House. Just got it as-is from the previous tenant !