Did this guy seriously just reference a Yahoo news article?
Wait… are they making pollution illegal? That seems awfully woke, Florida.
So fucking stupid.
Those damn cloudbusters
a weather modification company
An entire company? Conveniently and lawfully registered in Florida?
(it can be a Simpsons reference if you dream hard enough)
Shh, just play dumb. Let them think they are so smart for figuring it out. Feed them climate change data and tell them there’s something suspicious about it all. I don’t care if they take credit for fixing it, just as long as it gets done.
Isn’t the constant ignorance of global warming and tunnelling money into fossil fuels basically “weather modification”?
That’s right. If they were serious about banning weather modification, internal combustion engines would be illegal in Florida.
Because if anybody would have a relevant take on this, it’s Florida’s attorney general.
These people need to be checked for traumatic brain injuries and/or parasites.
The spectacular level of cognitive dissonance required to simultaneously not believe in man-made climate change but also believe in evil scientists changing the weather.
And the evil scientists are all Democrats, because that’s where the money is.
When you’re willing to accept contradictions in your world view you are willing to accept anything by the principle of explosion
Excuse me, are you a scientist of any kind? Then shut the fuck up.
Are there any major petrochem plants in Florida? Because their dumping of chemicals in the air when they burn off product does create acid rain which seems to qualify as a third degree felony according to their own dumbass definition. Or what about when plants explode because of shitty safety oversight? Those chemicals are definitely making the environment uninhabitable and definitely modify the “intensity of sunlight” from the billowing smoke until it clears up. Did republicans inadvertently make a green policy?? I’m sure when they get sued they will immediately add, a “except for these guys” amendment.
sorry Florida Man, I have it on good authority that God is punishing the wicked. since God trumps your laws I am right.
"Too many people jacking off leads to biblical fkoods "
it requires monthly mandatory reports for any airplane that can modify weather.
perfect for malicious compliance, report every single aircraft that passes through the airport because their exhaust modifies the weather.
clog those idiots with their own bureaucracy
