When I go to people’s houses, their toilet paper area never seems to have as much of that goddamn dust all over the place. Is it my toilet paper? I swear even when I clean, there’s a film of that stuff that comes up all over the toilet and behind the toilet. Am I doing something wrong?
Edit: I have a bidet. You still need to dry your ass and vulva with a bidet. Guests still want toilet paper. Now I’m more concerned - do y’all not have toilet paper just because you have a bidet?? It’s not safe to leave your ass moist!
Sounds like it’s a brand issue though but my partner is unwilling to switch from the ultra soft whatever we have so I guess I’m SOL.
Please elaborate. What does the clean up process look like if you use no paper at all?
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You know those pressure washer videos where they clean sidewalks? Like that, but it is your poop shoot being cleaned.
Air compressor. Just have to be careful not to blow your anus off.
Sounds like the kind of thing that could get you a Darwin Award.